My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I will be naked everywhere
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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