Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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