i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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