I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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