porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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