Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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