why didn't you poke me back
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
worst night to have a conscience
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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