Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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