when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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