I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
When are your genitals available?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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