real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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