kristin has been a bad kristin
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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