Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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