Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
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