she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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