Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Randomize
