I think I am morally bankrupt
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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