Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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