i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize