I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
We got so high we made milksteak
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Just puked most of my soul out..
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