i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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