I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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