I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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