Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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