So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
My pussy is not your playground.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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