Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
