It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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