the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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