I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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