Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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