Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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