i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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