Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You are a genius and a whore.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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