Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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