I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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