so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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