Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
its liver damage thursday
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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