The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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