I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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