ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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