Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
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