He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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