GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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