who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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