She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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