My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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