Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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