Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
BRING THE BAGELS
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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