This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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