talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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