bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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