the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Randomize
