The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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