When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Randomize