you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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