come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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