So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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